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Shoplifters are the most introspective criminals.

They are always taking stock.

What do you call an introspective monk?

A deep friar.

Three nuns were walking down the street...

Three nuns were walking down the street each lost in introspective thought when a man wearing only a trench coat jumped out from behind a hedge and flashed the nuns. Well the first nun had a stroke! Then the second nun had a stroke as well. The third nun wouldn't touch it.

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