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Lucid Jokes

I got into lucid dreaming recently

its everything I imagined it to be.

I’m so good at lucid dreaming

I can do it in my sleep

I trained myself to have lucid dreams every time I go to sleep.

It’s exactly what I imagined it to be.

The old man

So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, "You're 104, you are lucid, you still get around, and you can still take care of yourself. What's your big secret?"

And the old man says, "I once blew a guy for a sandwich."

This one is special to me. My grandfather was a jokester all his life. About a month after he died, I had a lucid dream where I was talking to him, and imagined him telling me one last joke:

Me: "Pop pop, what is the afterlife like?"

Him: "It's hot."

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