Cheerful Jokes

We are all capable of it, but it takes a deranged individual to actually go through with it.

Because they're always saying, "Le mao"

...you're probably a goner.

I replied, "Because if I don't, I bump into things."

He was very happy, making friends with everyone he met, until he sees a cold man shaking, so he ask “hello there! How did you died?”
“I died frozen, how did you died?”
He smiles and says
“Well... You know...”
“Come on, what was it, car-crash, cancer, killed?”
“No no, i died by happi... read more

The wife took the paper he got after the appointment, looks at it for a second and says,

“Harold, this here says you could have a stroke at any time!”

An adult inside a child's body is a priest

A cheerful young noble knocks on a witch's door and tells her that he's always wanted to become a bear, and that he will reward her handsomely if she transforms him. She accepts, and starts gathering components for her spell. The man follows her around the whole time, explaining how he had read abou... read more

... it meant the world to her

To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.

The moth says no.
How about a beer? The bartender asks happily.
No, the moth says.
Ok, the bartender says, testily, how about wine?
No.
Shots?
No.
Fuzzy navel?
... no
Well what the hell do you want to drink? The bartender says angrily.
Nothing, says the moth.
Well if... read more

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved one... read more

"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.

"What?" says the woman.