Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour.
They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes lat...
A gangster in Soviet prison goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I'm feeling sick."
The doctor frowns and takes a good look at him. "Have you been drinking?"
"Yes, doctor..."
"Then come back tomorrow when you've sobered up."
The next day, the convict shows up at the doctor's again. "Doctor, I'm still not feeling well."
"Are you sober?"
"I haven't ...
The doctor tells his patient, "Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."
The patient asks, "Should I come back when you've sobered up?
An Irish Man is at a Bar
He's been at the bar all night. Eventually, around 2:00 AM, the bartender tells him he has to leave and go home. So the Irish man stands up. BOOM! He falls flat on his face. "I'm more drunk than I thought!" Said the Irish man to himself. "Maybe if I crawl outside and get some fresh air I'll be ok." ...
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