Since it started snowing, all my Girlfriend has done is stare through the window.
If it gets any worse i might have to let her back in.
A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her dad's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure en...
A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it rain...
A woman is walking hand-in-hand with her husband on Christmas Eve In Moscow
They're having a nice night when, suddenly, they start to feel a bit of precipitation on their faces.
The woman looks at her husband and says, "Look, dear, it's raining."
Her husband tells her, "No, dear, it's snowing." Well, this argument goes back and forth for a few minu...
It is cloudy and snowing outside, and I just realized I ate the last piece of cheese in the fridge.
Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.
Of rain, snow, and communism.
A soviet couple was walking on the red square in Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied.
“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.
Well, as these things go, they...
In Toronto it's snowing so hard right now that it's become pro-China ...
In other words, its a Blizzard.
My mom: “Is it snowing outside?”
Me: “Yeah it is.”
Mom: “I’ve always wanted 10 inches!”
My dad was literally standing less than 2 feet away washing the dishes. RIP my dad
It's snowing and my wife has been staring at the window for 2 hours...
...I should probably let her in
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