I'm not a snitch!

But he is!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What's the difference between an eagle and a snitch?

Nothing, they both talon you.

Here all night.

If you have Quidditch problems, I don't know what to tell you son..

I got 99 problems and a SNITCH ain't one.

Why do miners make good accomplices?

They don't snitch. They're good at mining their own business.

A Mexican boy was in class

When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "


The Mexican boy Responded.


"Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "

My teacher told me to turn in my essay

But I ain't no snitch

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A True Story- the Saga of Tyrone

Tyrone is a young man who stands about five foot four, and may weigh 90 pounds. What he lacks in size, he makes up for in mouth. Tyrone has the unfortunate combination of a big mouth, and gullible nature, so when he was thrown in jail for re-victimizing the same young girl, he started asking aroun...

Apple missing.

The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:

God sees everything.

The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he’s not a snitch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames

and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

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