I'm not a snitch!

But he is!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What's the difference between an eagle and a snitch?

Nothing, they both talon you.

Here all night.

I got in trouble at school today. The teacher told me to turn in my essay

But I ain't no snitch

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Dude was in prison and his cell mate had leprosy

Every day his cell mate would have a part of the body fall from his body

One day, it was the ear. He picked it up and threw it away through the window

The other day, the little finger; away through the window

On the day after, the thumbs, also away through the window

On...

If you have Quidditch problems, I don't know what to tell you son..

I got 99 problems and a SNITCH ain't one.

Why do miners make good accomplices?

They don't snitch. They're good at mining their own business.

A Mexican boy was in class

When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "


The Mexican boy Responded.


"Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "

Apple missing.

The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign:

God sees everything.

The next morning, somebody writes under it: Yes, but he’s not a snitch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames

and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

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