My favorite joke to tell on this day: what does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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a great joke to tell on the phone

What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat!

now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*.

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A man was dragged into a white van in the middle of the street

He finds himself in an interogation room where he is being accused with treason, and he must tell on his accomplices. The man is definitely innocent. After a few hours the investigators bring this big Russian guy , Igor, and tell him to go down to the basement and fuck the guy in the ass until he co...

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