Dave walks into a bar, upon entering the bar, an elderly man begins to talk about Dave’s mother.
“I fucked your mom real good last night,” says the elderly man.
Dave is upset but keeps calm as he is just trying to enjoy his night.
“Oh yeah, she was begging for my cock, your mom ...
My Crazy Uncle
My uncle is actually insane. He sits in the corner of the room, fidgeting and blabbering nonsense to himself all the time. My family says it all started went he "went off the deep end" 25 years ago.
Personally, I think it started much earlier…when they forgot to put water in the pool.
The Indian Driver
An Indian guy was driving with his family, when he noticed that a cop car was following him. After a couple seconds, he pulled over, and one of the cops came out to his window. He rolled it down and asked, "Is there a problem, officer?"
The cop said, "No, no problem at all, sir. We have been ...
A little boy heard about Jesus Christ on tv...
he wanted to know more about who was jesus so he went to this dad "hey dad who's jesus christ?" dad answered "not now son im busy with work, ask ur mom" so the boy went to his mom and asked "mom who's jesus christ?" ,mom answered "baby im washing the dishes right now, ask ur sister" so the boy went ...
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