I accidentally took melanin instead of melatonin, but it's OK.
I still blacked out.
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A man's car died in the middle of a desert.
Some days later, he was desperate to find some water or shelter, as he was some time away to die of thirst. While he was still exploring, he found something which he has never seen before: A genie lamp!
It was pretty dirty and covered with sand, so he wiped it. As soon as he did so, TA-DA!! A...
My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC]
I told her probably John Melanin.
So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...
Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy. Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...