I mixed up Melatonin and Melanin

either way I'm still going dark

I accidentally took melanin instead of melatonin, but it's OK.

I still blacked out.

So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...

Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy.
Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...

My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC]

I told her probably John Melanin.

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