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Orange Peel Jokes

What do you call a haunted orange peel?

Po-zest

I've got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine

I hope it bares fruit.

A priest comes to a hotel and asks for an orange peel, needle and a thread.

A priest comes to a hotel and asks for an orange peel, needle and a thread. The staff thought it's a curious thing to ask for, but they nonetheless deliver.
Next year, the priest comes again, and asks for an orange peel, needle and a thread. Staff members were really curious, so they decided to...

*Dead Baby Warning* What's the Difference...

between a dead baby and an orange peel?


My neighbors don't call the police when I throw an orange peel in their yard. Pricks...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I had a new cocktail this evening. It’s called “The Donald”.

It’s an orange peel on top of a White Russian.

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