Blood Vessels Jokes - 9 Hilarious Blood Vessels Jokes

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Did you know if you took all the human blood vessels and layed them out end to end

You would go to prison and they would make a documentary about you. You sick fuck

If you took all of the blood vessels in your body and laid them end to end across a football field

you would die.

Fun fact: if you take a man, remove all of his blood vessels and lay them out end to end...

He’ll die

A lot of blood is moved by ships everyday.

After all, we have blood vessels for a reason.

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A man went to the doctor to complain about his migraines.

Man: So doc, what’s the problem?

Dr. Well, after examination we’ve found out that we would need to castrate you.

Man: (surprised) What? Why? What does that have to do with my migraines?

Dr. You see the blood vessels in your penis gets bunched up and hence it constricts blood flo...

I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

What kind of boat do vampires like?

Blood vessels

A cardiologist, a psychologist, and a civil engineer are out golfing

The cardiologist pauses and says, "You know, the more I think about it the more sense it makes that God must have been a cardiologist. Look at our anatomy! Look at our hearts and all of our blood vessels perfectly moving blood through the body! I don't see how anyone but the best cardiologist cou...

Some engineers were arguing about God.

One says, "God was clearly a mechanical engineer. Just look at the structure of the bones, how they're shaped to carry their loads without wasted weight, how the joints interlock to give free movement, how the muscles are optimally placed as actuators with the best leverage."

The second repli...

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