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Skinhead Jokes

What do you call a skinhead that makes pearls?

An oister

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A nasty looking skinhead walks into a bar

with his nasty looking rottweiler. He sits at the bar, looks the bartender dead in the eyes and says:

- "Do you serve Jews here?"

The bartender is a bit freaked out but after a second decides to stand up for what is right:

- "Yes", he says, mustering the courage to defy this hat...

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Just told off a bunch of fucking skinheads

They said to stop shouting in the cancer ward but I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are?

Blackheads.

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My friend was bitten by a Great White at the beach.

Well, he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way he was one crazy ass skinhead.

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A skinhead is arrested for drug offenses and goes to prison

At first he's worried, as he's used to having lots of followers backing him up and isn't sure how he'll deal with the other inmates. He decides the best way to get ahead is to find prisoners of a similar mindset and join then.

He sees some skinny white dudes coming in from a back area. Figuri...

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Mammoth walks down the street.

All of a sudden a dozen of elephants get out of the corner, see Mammoth, come by and beat the shit out of him.

After they left Mammoth stands up, spits broken tusks and says: "Fucking skinheads!"

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So I'm trying to start a new Nazi group...

But it's hard to get people to leave the already established groups, they’re built up, they have community there, then I have it. Weed. We’re going to be the weed Nazis, I get a sponsorship from a local skinhead dispensary, I set up a space, but there’s one problem, I only have 2 water pipes, for t...

A middle school band director named Joe is having trouble instructing his students to play their instruments.

One girl is being extremely difficult and cannot play the flute to save her life. Finally he walks over to her and hits her in the head with her flute, killing her. She dies instantly and he is sentenced to death by electrocution. The warden asks what he would like his last meal to be. Joe says "I'd...

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A man walks into a bar...

...and sees a sign saying 'Complete 3 tasks and win £500'. He asks the barman about it and he says "See that big bloke in the corner with the bald head, first off you've gotta knock him out".

He doesn't look keen on the idea but asks what the second task is anyway. "I've got an angry rottweil...

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