Did you hear about the sickly magician with blisters and bad breath?
He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
My friend Dave was a single guy living at home with his Father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly Father died.
Dave wanted two things:
1. To learn how to invest his inheritance. 2. To find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ord...
An oldie, hopefully you haven't heard it before
A sickly vampire was talking to his three sons
"To decide who's going to have my inheritance", he said to them, "I have a challenge. Whoever brings me the most blood by the end of the day, gets my money".
The three sons set off, each excited to be the heir.
After about half an h...
A couple went to the hospital for their baby delivery. The wife was very sickly and fragile. The deliver had to be a Caesarean section. The husband was pacing the hallways while the wife was in surgery. The nurse finally came out of the delivery room with a little package wrapped in a blue blank...
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I Am The Viper! (Long)
A young man inherited a stately manor from his uncle after his untimely passing. The man's uncle was in reasonably good health, but was found dead in his library. His body bore signs of poisoning, but there was no one else with him the night of his death and no poison was found in his system or on t...