About as tall as the average person, minus two feet.
A diabetic kid died during the night.
His mother wished him "sweet dreams" before sleep.
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What do you call a diabetic man's cum?
High fructose porn syrup.
A diabetic friend
I was talking to my diabetic friend the other day. He said, "this new high sugar diet I'm on is great! I lost 30 pounds already. Cost me an arm and a leg though..."
How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle
Why can't diabetics get revenge?
Cuz revenge is sweet.
Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition?
Because he was so good at pumping.
Whats a diabetics drug of choice?
My bro asked what’s it like being diabetic?
I said “it has its highs and lows” I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said “it has its ups and downs”
A man goes to the hospital to see if he has diabetes.
Once he arrives, a nurse asks him for a urine sample. He complies, and moments later, the nurse comes back into the room with the results.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we've found high traces of glucose in your urine. You're diabetic." She says.
Disappointed, the man manages to reply, "Well, I...
A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet!
I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said “you’re severely diabetic” but I know what she meant. She said I’m type 2 and I told her she’s my type too
I love diabetics
They're so sweet
Yesterday, I saw a guy harassing a diabetic who recently had parts of his foot amputated.
I guess the first guy was lack toes intolerant.
Why couldn't the diabetic work construction?
He had an allergic reaction when he met the formin
What's forbidden to diabetic vampires
What do you call a cow with no legs?
My severely diabetic sister.
What do you give to a diabetic misogynist?
After years of stuffing her face, my wife finally took it too far and fell into a deep diabetic coma.
After two weeks of no improvement, her doctor took me to one side..
"I'm sorry, but all our tests are indicating no sign of her ever recovering." He told me, sombrely.
"It may be time to take away her life support."
Suddenly, my wife's eyes sprung open and she sat bolt uprigh...
You can call a diabetic a cripple because
I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets
It'll cost me an arm and a leg.
(It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)
What do you never tell your diabetic son?
My diabetic friend had a serious emergency last night.
I shouldn't have texted her "Goodnight, sweet dreams" before going to bed yesterday.
What do you call a diabetic who fixes your internet and thinks the existence of God can't be proven or disproven?
What does a diabetic's blood taste like?
What does a diabetic neckbeard need to survive?
Golfing and leprechauns.
One day a man was playing golf in Ireland and he sliced his drive and the ball went over to the side of the course and he heard an "ouch". The man looked over to investigate and saw that it was a leprechaun that he had hit with his ball.
"Oh I'm so sorry" said the man helping the leprechaun b...
Thought about putting a diabetic joke but...
Some people think they are insul'in
What's the difference between a diabetic and a teenage boy?
The diabetic pricks his finger three times a day.
I am both dyslexic and diabetic...
So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of "All You Can Eat Carb Legs".
A guy named Jean has been out drinking
Jean has had a few drinks and is pulled over by a police officer thirty minutes into his drive home from the bar.
The police officer says to Jean: “Sir, I’m going to need you to take a breathalyser test.”
Jean replies: “I can’t.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Jean: “I’m asthmatic....
what do you call a morbidly obese bird?
a type coo diabetic
COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.
Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...
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Nine medical tests you can do yourself.
Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbor’s fence (again).
If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.
If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.
If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, yo...