Poorly Jokes - 26 Hilarious Poorly Jokes

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

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Through a poorly-worded genie wish, a man now has a 20-inch-long penis.

While the bragging rights were good for a few days, the man soon realizes that his dick is uncomfortable and unusable, and he must find a solution. He begins asking the local enchanters and witches if they have any suggestions, and finally gets a lead that the enchanted forest over yonder is home to...

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Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school.

The first day home from St. Michael’s, he walks straight to his room to do his math homework. After dinner Teddy marches back upstairs and starts calculating again.

His mother visits his room and says, “You’re working awfully hard!”

“Well,” Teddy replies, “today when ...

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Sex is like a poorly explained joke.

I don't get it.

The American school system is very disorganised and poorly run

I guess school really does prepare you for the real world

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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I wanted to write a complaint to a company about their poorly trained staff.

But nobody could find me a form.

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What's the difference between a bad golf drive and a poorly packed parachute?

One is whack...fuck and the other is fuck....whack.

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What’s the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One’s a shit pie and the other’s Ajit Pai.

a poorly espresso

An espresso went to the doctor and said " doctor, I'm feeling ill"
Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?"
Espresso:*coughs* "Well, I am a little coughy"

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A poorly translated Dutch joke: A family called "Vermeer" has a construction supply shop

Next to the front door they have a cross with Jesus hanging on it with the text "for two thousand years, Jesus has hanged here with nails of Vermeer."

Their shop was in The Veluwe, i.e. the Dutch Bible belt, so the local municipality got upset and told the family to change it.

So the f...

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I came across a fellow pimp treating one of his girls poorly the other day. I tried to offer up some advice to which he replied...

"Mind your own fucking business."

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A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that the grandfather has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle, etc.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long - easy, boy." Another outburst and she he...

I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something about nearly headless nick

He was a very poorly executed character

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there are ten kinds of people

Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

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Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges?

It's hard to get across.

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What do you call a poorly attended party for crows?

attempted murder

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Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate

"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked

Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!"

EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!"

Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the mo...

Why does dyslexic politician polling so poorly?

His first promise is to eliminate texas.

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Poorly paid UK surgeons

Yesterday I found out that NHS surgeons are so poorly paid that they have to resort to crime.

I saw a sign, it said "Thieves operate in this area."

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One way streets are really poorly designed.

I mean yes they have clearly marked "one way" signs but every sign I've ever seen has been backwards and no one seems to read it anyway I always have oncoming traffic.

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I went on a date for the first time and it went very poorly.

My wife agreed it was very awkward and told me we shouldn't try it again any time soon.

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People say it’s frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews..

They say its bad Jew Jew.

Why did Soviet-era submarines perform so poorly?

They suffered from deep Russian.

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Why are Donald Trump's letters so poorly written?

He can't do drafts because of bone spurs.

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