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Unbalanced Jokes

Why are cows so unbalanced?

Because they lactose

If Reddit was a video game, it'd be really broken and unbalanced

Because everyone would be OP

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits.

So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for ...

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I need some advice.

I have a 4" body lift on my truck. Two days ago, my truck started to shake after the speedometer hit 70mph. I think it's the suspension or the tires may be unbalanced and since the girls are no longer paying attention, does anyone know of any good free porn sites?

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