A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & ...
My brothers and I were sitting around making up jokes about fruit.
Here is mine:
What fruit is dyslexic and asks to do things?