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Shoplifters Jokes

I gotta say I'm impressed with shoplifters

Those are heavy

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do old people and shoplifters have in common?

They both leave stores with more shit in their pants than they came in with.

It's hard to explain puns to shoplifters.

They always take things literally.

Several shoplifters detained today, including a woman who stole a vibrator

Why do they do it - is it just for the buzz....

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