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They say that when a woman’s undergarments match, she was planning on having sex...

The same goes for men.

What kind of undergarments do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Undergarments aren't usually very understanding.

But bras are very supportive.

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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Three Black Women are in an Airport

Three black women are in an airport, discussing back and forth about their flight from Newark to London, and the difficulties therein. Finally, they come around to what happens if the plane crashes.

The first woman says "If we go down, I'ma make sure I'm wearing hot pink panties."

The ...

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It’s time to redecorate the nunnery and Mother Superior is feeling overwhelmed with supervising all the various contractors. Wanting to save some money, she tasks the 2 newest novitiates with painting the cloister...

The young nuns are inexperienced painters, and they paint slowly and carefully, concerned about getting paint on their habits.

Mother Superior comes to check on them and is dismayed to find by the end of the day they’ve barely painted one wall.

“You’ll need to paint faster ladies, w...

Jack has a excruciating headache

So he goes to see the doctor. The doctor runs all the tests and everything comes back fine. The doctor said he is probably stressed and thats causing his headache.

Jack decides to cheer himself up with some nice clothes. Upon entering the store he is greeted by the tailor.

The tailor...

A lady calls her butler into her room and says, "Jeeves, take off my dress"

He casually says, "Yes, Madam", and removes the dress. Then she says, "Jeeves, take off my underwear". Again, he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the undergarment. She then says, "Jeeves, take off my bra". Again, with no hesitation he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the bra. Then she says, "Now ou...

King Arthur must depart to the battlefield.

He requests that the Knights of the Round Table remained within the castle walls in order to protect its citizens should an attack arise. Skeptical of his Queen's loyalty, and the men's self-control, the King asks Merlin to cast a spell on her.

*Should anyone lie with this woman in bed,
th...

A reddit user walks into a bar

This reddit user is used to seeing anything and everything, so he's not shocked when he notices that a pirate is behind the bar serving drinks. He takes a seat and the pirate saunders over on his wooden leg.

"Arrrr, what will ye be havin'?"

Then the reddit user notices something stran...

A woman calls her butler into the bedroom

A woman calls her butler into the bedroom and says:

"Jeeves, take off my gloves."

Jeeves replies: "Yes my lady."

The lady then continues by saying:

"Now Jeeves, I want you take off my dress and corset."

Jeeves replies: "Of course, my lady."

The lady then sa...

The most trustworthy knight

A king is about to set out on a journey far away from his home, and must leave his wife behind, but is worried about her faithfulness. He asks the local blacksmith to create a chastity belt that will keep his wife faithful, and so the blacksmith gets to work right away. The blacksmith brings the kin...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and an Arab

are out in the desert and completely starved of sex. Then, one day, they see a beautiful woman in an oasis, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, on which is a red rose.
The Englishman declares "I claim this woman by the red rose of England", and removes the pants. Underneath he finds a second pa...

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