Shirts With Jokes - 7 Hilarious Shirts With Jokes

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I've been giving my friends t shirts with photos of them printed on it for their birthdays.

Half of them think it's hilarious, and half of them tell me how the fuck did I get this picture of them sleeping.

What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son?

“Today *is* a good day to dye!”

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At a clothing store, I came across some fancy shirts with "CORONA" printed on them

There were just a few Casual Tees.

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I feel the same way about slaves as I do shirts with flame patterns on them

I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them

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Why do rednecks wear t-shirts with the sleeves cut off?

They have the right to bare arms.

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The Queen created a beautiful design that I decided to put on a shirt

One day, the Queen of The United Kingdoms designed a beautiful new crest for the royal family and seeing it, I saw an opportunity for profit and began selling t-shirts with the design printed on them thinking that the royal family wouldn't mind.

After several very angry calls from the royal f...

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I was having random bouts of diarrhea...

Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it.

Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.

Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.

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