Why are portholes/windows in boats round?

So the water doesn’t hit the sailors square in the face!

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So I met a Pirate...

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So the other day I met a pirate. I mean this guy was the real deal, peg leg, hook for a hand, eye patch, the works. I just had to ask him about it.

"Can I ask how you got the peg leg?".
"Aye, twas a dark, stormy night. I was at sea, surveying ...

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