My wife woke up this morning with a huge smile on her face.
I love Sharpies.
Inner peace can be found, eventually
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of ...
What kind of dog leaves a permanent mark?
A Shar Pei
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says............
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still...
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