Why do British people pronounce the word “Bri’ish” like they do?
Because they drank all the T.
(Told to me by my 11yo)
Why do the British pronounce it "Bri'ish"?
Because the Americans dumped the T in Boston Harbor.
British people call themselves Bri*ish
I guess they drank the t
The Bri ish are coming! The Bri ish are coming!
“Where’s the T?” “In the harbor!”
There's a reason Bri ish people don' pronounce their T's
We drank them all.
Some people from Britain call themselves "Bri-ish" because
After the incident in Boston Harbor they need to hide their T
Did you guys hear about the cheese shop explosion in France?
Da bries went *everywhere*
a guy is talking to his firends
he says:
"why always a british person says the word british, it sounds like bri'ish"
a british man listens and responds:
"after the Boston incident we always hide our t's"
If Americans spoke American, what would the British speak?
Bri’ish
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar
They all begin discussing their own churches and synagogue. As the night goes on, they drink more and more, and the discussion starts to turn competitive. Each starts to boast about how eloquent they are, and how great they are at converting non believers. Eventually, the bartender gets sick of it. ...
Members of the archery club sometime meet at the cheese shop.
Just to shoot the Bries
Why did the cheese board blow away?
Because of the strong bries.
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Injured Pirate Captain
An old pirate captain was having a talk with a young pirate captain out on the docks.
They joked for a bit until the young captain gets the courage to ask: “What happened to your leg?”
The old captain was eager to respond: “Oh this ‘ere leg? Well ye see lad, I was in a chase with an en...
A cheese factory exploded recently..
...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.
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