Bri Jokes

Because they drank all the T.

(Told to me by my 11yo)

Because the Americans dumped the T in Boston Harbor.

I guess they drank the t

“Where’s the T?”
“In the harbor!”

We drank them all.

After the incident in Boston Harbor they need to hide their T

Da bries went *everywhere*

he says:

"why always a british person says the word british, it sounds like bri'ish"


a british man listens and responds:


"after the Boston incident we always hide our t's"

Bri’ish

They all begin discussing their own churches and synagogue. As the night goes on, they drink more and more, and the discussion starts to turn competitive. Each starts to boast about how eloquent they are, and how great they are at converting non believers. Eventually, the bartender gets sick of it. ... read more

Just to shoot the Bries

Because of the strong bries.

...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.