Ole has not been satisfying Lena lately, so he goes off to the doctor
When he comes back he is wearing pinstripe trousers, ruffled shirt with silk tie, a frock coat and a tall hat. He has a huge gold pocket watch and is smoking a cigar the size of a dachshund, and he is leaning on a silver-mounted ebony walking stick.
"Ole!" yells Lena, "what on earth are you d...
An elderly man is having difficulty keeping up with his wife any more
so he goes to see the doctor and is gone for most of the day.
When he gets home, he arrives in a chauffered Cadillac, and is resplendently turned out in pinstripe trousers, waistcoat, frock coat, top hat and spats. He has a gold pocket watch in the waistcoat, a gigantic cigar, and an ebony ...
What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?
A mew-tineer!
And what do you call a genetically altered cow?
A moo-tant, of course!
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