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Semper Jokes

Semper ubi sub ubi

Always where under where

Semper Fi...

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are
moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:

"One Marine is better than 10 Isis fighters".

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best
men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues
for...

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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked...

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat.

There seemed to be one
next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there,
he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

The war-weary
Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have tha...

A Marine who is missing both of his arms walks into the bar...

The bartender - also a former serviceman - spots the guy's SemperFi tattoo and shoves a tall foaming glass of beer in front of him.

"This one is on the house bro", he says.

"Thanks man," said the patron.

"Look" he says... "would you mind to hold the glass up to my mouth?"...

[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs?

Semper-fried!

(Bring on the booings and the beatings)

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A teenager was standing in front of a recruiter, about to sign his life away to the Marines.

The recruiter promised him adventure and action, and the teenager was buying it all up. He finished his training (Semper Fi!) and was immediately given his first posting: he was going to Afghanistan. Being an FNG, the Devil Dog worked long and worked hard, but by the end of his tour, he felt he had ...

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