Looking out his castle window, he sees that it has snowed during the night. But as he looks down right under the window in huge yellow letters is the words " Mickey sucks dick." in the snow. So being offend he call the police, they take samples of the yellow snow and leave.
Two days later the...
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Mickey Mouse wants a divorce
The judge says "According to my papers you want to split from Minne because she's really silly. Is this correct?"
Mickey looks at the judge and says "No, not at all. I want a divorce because she's fucking Goofy"
We all know where the Big Apple is...
But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?
Which part of America can’t sell full-sized soft drinks?
Where do apples go on vacation?
Courtesy of my 8 yr old daughter.