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Which part of America canโ€™t sell full-sized soft drinks?

Minne-soda.

We all know where the Big Apple is...

But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?

Where do apples go on vacation?

MinneAppleolis

Courtesy of my 8 yr old daughter.

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Mickey wakes up on February 6th.

Looking out his castle window, he sees that it has snowed during the night. But as he looks down right under the window in huge yellow letters is the words " Mickey sucks dick." in the snow. So being offend he call the police, they take samples of the yellow snow and leave.

Two days later the...

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