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Tes Jokes

A man gets pulled over by a cop

The cop goes up to the man's window and informs him that he appeared to be swerving a bit.

"Son I just need you to do a quick breathalyzer test."

"I can't do that, officer, I have severe asthma. If I blow into that tube, I could risk an attack."

"Alright, then just come down to ...

Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla

It's been named Carpatchio

American jokes?

What are some jokes told in other countries about American behaviours?

Qu'est-ce que c'est tes blauges favoris qui parlents comment sont les americans?

Please list the country that it's from. Thanks!

The most cruel punishment

A rabbi is out of town on Yom Kippur. Since nobody knows who he is, he decides to play a round of golf. Up in heaven, God sees him and decides to punish the rabbi for his transgression. However, before God does anything, Moses stops him and says, "Let me take care of this.'' God thinks about it for ...

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Doctor's Office

There was a girl that came into the doctor's office.
Then awed by her beauty all his professionalism goes riht out the window.
He tell her to take her pants off, then he starts to rub her thighs, he asked her "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replied "Yes checking for abnormalities."
Th...

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