Paddy's daughter hadn't come home for over 5 years.
When she finally returned, Paddy cursed her heavily. "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put me and your ma through?" T...
Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are true
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)
What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?