Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...

... he was plain old Lon Musk

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A little old lady

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-youuuung man, dd-do y-you, sell-l d-didildoes h-hhhere?”

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop answered, “Uh, yes ma’am, we do.”

The little lady, holdi...

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Appolcolypse

A zombie apocalypse had enveloped the earth. 99.9% of the world’s population had been annihilated and Carl, lone survivor, was venturing the land looking for somewhere to take shelter.

One day, he came across a prison. The place was full of people armed with swords, spears, axes and all kin...

Different races need to be segregated.

I'm so sick of people combining biking, swimming and running and calling it one single race. "iTs A tRiAtHaLOn" shut up lmfao. Those are 3 different events, and should be treated as such.

What do you say to the fruit that tends to your front yard?

WATER-ME-LON!

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A man and Kate Upton are shipwrecked

A man and Kate Upton are shipwrecked on a lonly island.
They try to light up a fire for bypassing ships or planes, but without any result.
After a couple days they start to get along, find some food sources and build a shelter.He begins to flirt with her, so as time passes by they start havin...

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