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So over the past few weeks I've been mastering the art of ejaculating in various shapes. I've done squares, triangles, hexagons, but could not for the life of me form an oval. I was starting to get frustrated, but its fine now...

I came a round.

What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?

A dystopiary!

During my work presentation, I was asked why I struggle with shapes.

I said I would triangle back to that question later on.

A traditional tunisian joke I was told by my grandmother and she heard from hers

The bey(King) was missing his mistress who was living far away. He decided to pay her a visit wearing his more expensive clothes, but out of precaution, he decided to first ask his wazir(minister) of weather whether there would be rain on that day.
The wazir paused for 5 minutes, assessing the cl...

What do you call someone who doesn't know there shapes

A flat earther

A prosthetic technician got bored one afternoon...

Sitting at his desk while working on a replacement ear for a patient, the technician decided to play around with the molds and shapes.

Finding entertainment in making small animals, his supervisor arrived to inspect his progress.

The technician asked, "what do you think about my litt...

I taught a parrot to recognize shapes...

But now polygon

I only cut my waffles into Messerschmitt-shapes

They are luftwaffles

An expert in Greek mythology walks into a bar...

Then he suddenly sees stars spinning around to form shapes, and he feels as if he’s been struck by Zeus’s lightning. Then, while collapsed on the ground, he sees Zeus himself staring down at him. A day later, he wakes up in a hospital bed to see a doctor looking at him.

“Why did that happen...

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, round, thin,

thick crust, deep pan, extra toppings...

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