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Which quadrilateral seems to have a boner all the time?


What's a badly drawn equiangular quadrilateral called?

A rektangle.

Did you hear about the convention for irregular and non-quadrilateral shapes?

Be there or be sqaure

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

I’ve never understood the stereotype that Asian people are good at math,

so I decided to test it out.

I went up to at least 100 different people in China and asked them a couple of math questions

The first was “What is 109 squared?”. Around 68% of them answered correctly, which I was shocked about.

Then I asked “If 2 lengths of a triangle are 37 and ...

Where do Squarells live?

In Geometrees.

I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles.

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