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Quadrilateral Jokes

What's a badly drawn equiangular quadrilateral called?

A rektangle.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Which quadrilateral seems to have a boner all the time?

Erect-angle.

Where do Squarells live?

In Geometrees.

I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles.

Fellas, if your girl has some form of Polyethylene terephthalate in the shape of an equiangular quadrilateral with the hex code of ff0000

get out fast, that’s a red flag.


Credit to u/wcollins260

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

Did you hear about the convention for irregular and non-quadrilateral shapes?

Be there or be sqaure

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