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Atheist in the Amazon

An atheist is walking through the Amazon when he finds himself surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty natives.

"Oh God, I'm screwed," the atheist says to himself.

Suddenly the skies open up, a shaft of light shines down on the atheist, and a voice booms from above, "No, you're not. Pick...

Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

...they all decide to jump off a cliff one by one, all the while invoking the name of their chosen deity.

The first devotee, a Buddhist, proceeds to stand at the edge of the cliff and begins reciting the mora sutta. At the end of the chant he jumps and calls on Buddha three times: ***"Buddha ...

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