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Wife: Am I the only one you've ever slept with?

Husband: Yes. The others were sixes and sevens.

A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am.

He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July 7, the seventh day of the seventh month.
As he steps outside he notices Bus #7 going by. He walks to a coffee shop and orders a coffee and a bite to eat and the bill comes to $7.77.

The man thinks "hmm...

I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!

My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.

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