Sean Bean Jokes - 6 Hilarious Sean Bean Jokes

I tried to send Sean Bean a death threat

He mistook it for a job offer. :(

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Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI

So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?

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TIL Sean Bean is immortal

And that dying in movies is the only way he can experience death

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Nothing is certain but death, taxes and Sean Bean dying in a movie

...and I'm not completely sure about the first two.

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A day in the ER

Sean Bean's wife brings her husband into the Emergency department with a broken nose and a bruised shoulder. During triage the nurse asks how the Sean sustained the injuries. After a nudge from his wife, he sullenly replies "I was looking over my shoulder and walked into a door." The nurse wonders h...

I just watched "the Martian" - What an unrealistic movie...

...Sean Bean survives.

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