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Sean Bean Jokes

I tried to send Sean Bean a death threat

He mistook it for a job offer. :(

Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI

So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?

TIL Sean Bean is immortal

And that dying in movies is the only way he can experience death

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and Sean Bean dying in a movie

...and I'm not completely sure about the first two.

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A day in the ER

Sean Bean's wife brings her husband into the Emergency department with a broken nose and a bruised shoulder. During triage the nurse asks how the Sean sustained the injuries. After a nudge from his wife, he sullenly replies "I was looking over my shoulder and walked into a door." The nurse wonders h...

I just watched "the Martian" - What an unrealistic movie...

...Sean Bean survives.

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