What do you call a left wing hater of EA Sports?

Anti-FIFA

THE WIFE-HATER

"A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it who rests in peace here?', he answers, 'Me, now that I'm rid of her!'"

What do you call a transphobe that can turn on 50 lights at once?

A Jenner-hater

Haters, Amy Schumer just got another Netflix special announced, who's laughing now

^(still nobody)

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Raider Hater

A little girl has her first day in a new school after moving from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

The teacher asks the class “How many of you are Charger fans?”

The whole class raises their hands except for the little girl.

Teacher asks “What is your favorite team?”

“The Ni...

If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater?

A really confused guy.

Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier...

But he made a Machery of them.

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Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig?

*Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.

I like my coffee the way I like my haters.

Roasted.

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Horses are the biggest haters I know

Fucking neigh-sayers

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys.

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Every president has a secret service codename.

The current president is “Mogul”. I looked it up.
Mogul: a member of the Muslim dynasty of Mongol origin
Nope, that can’t be it, unless he’s a total self-hater. Try alternate definition:
Mogul: In downhill skiing, an ice-cold lump; an extremely dense obstacle to human progress, a destabil...

Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him

I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off..

Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower

The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater.

What do you call a lizard that hates fortnite youtubers?

An Ali-hater.

Rain Rain Go Away

That's what all my haters say.
-cumulonimbus clouds probably

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover?

He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves.

Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor bir...

What sound does a duck make when you kick it?

Quack! What did you think?
What sound does a horse make when you kick it?
Neigh!
What sound does a pig make when you kick it?
BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!

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Not a cop hater... Just a joke.

I try not to comment about what is in the news but...

I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time!...

11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book

1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming

"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."

2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend

"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...

I hate two types of people...

haters and hypocrites.

I hate three things

1. Haters
2. Lists
3. Hypocrites

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