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My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.

Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.

Me: Pinocchio?

Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

Edit: thanks for all the support and a...

What’s the deal with Furries? Haters think there’s nothing wrong with drawing cats.

But oh, when the cat becomes a femboy it’s suddenly a problem.

What do you call a left wing hater of EA Sports?

Anti-FIFA

How do you bid farewell to an Islamophobic Crocodile?

See ya later, Allah-hater!

THE WIFE-HATER

"A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it who rests in peace here?', he answers, 'Me, now that I'm rid of her!'"

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Raider Hater

A little girl has her first day in a new school after moving from San Francisco to Los Angeles.

The teacher asks the class “How many of you are Charger fans?”

The whole class raises their hands except for the little girl.

Teacher asks “What is your favorite team?”

“The Ni...

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Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig?

*Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.

What's the difference between Star Wars fans and Star Wars haters?

the fans enjoyed 2 of the movies

If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater?

A really confused guy.

Haters, Amy Schumer just got another Netflix special announced, who's laughing now

^(still nobody)

I like my coffee the way I like my haters.

Roasted.

I can't see the haters.

- Helen Keller

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Horses are the biggest haters I know

Fucking neigh-sayers

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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys.

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Haters once said Chuck Yeager would never break the sound barrier...

But he made a Machery of them.

What are the KKK's favorite drinks?

White Powera-de and Hater-ade



(Credit to u/apena824 for the hater-ade)

What do you call a transphobe that can turn on 50 lights at once?

A Jenner-hater

Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower

The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater.

Have you heard about Terry the tractor lover?

He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves.

Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor bir...

I’ve been thinking...

I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time....

What do you call a lizard that hates fortnite youtubers?

An Ali-hater.

11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book

1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming

"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."

2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend

"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...

What sound does a duck make when you kick it?

Quack! What did you think?
What sound does a horse make when you kick it?
Neigh!
What sound does a pig make when you kick it?
BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!

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Not a cop hater... Just a joke.

I hate two types of people...

haters and hypocrites.

I hate three things

1. Haters
2. Lists
3. Hypocrites

Rain Rain Go Away

That's what all my haters say.
-cumulonimbus clouds probably

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