What's a Survivalist's favorite soda?

Dr Prepper.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Wrote it me self

11 survivalists plan their escape and meet at 5 am in the forest. Ten men show off all the bounty, guns, food, water, batteries, everything you could need. A woman shows up late with a tiny rucksack. The men say, look at everything we brought, what the hell did you bring?

She answers: A vagi...

My wife is a first class survivalist

It comes from years of making something out of nothing.

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