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Survivalist Jokes

What’s a survivalist’s favorite soda?

Dr.Prepper

My wife is a first class survivalist

It comes from years of making something out of nothing.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Wrote it me self

11 survivalists plan their escape and meet at 5 am in the forest. Ten men show off all the bounty, guns, food, water, batteries, everything you could need. A woman shows up late with a tiny rucksack. The men say, look at everything we brought, what the hell did you bring?

She answers: A vagi...

Hunter meets bear in woods.

There is a hunter in the woods. He's after a bear. All of a sudden a bear appears from behind a tree, pushes him to the ground and roughly sodomizes him. After a little while the hunter picks himself up and goes back to his truck and gets an elephant gun. He's going to get that bear. He's walking th...

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