What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp

What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp.

Why did the kelp attend Pride?

Because it was part of the algae-BT community.

What do seals say when they get stuck in seaweed?

Kelp

My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life

I told her to sea kelp

This is a bad seaweed joke.

Sorry, I just couldn't kelp myself.

What did the sea snail say to the other sea snail when be cracked his shell?

Sea-kelp! Sea-kelp!

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So there's this duck...

...and one day he's walkin down the street when he gets a huge craving for some donuts. So he goes to the bakery and walks in and says to the baker "hey man can i get a dozen donuts, half glazed and half boston creme?" And the baker's like "No, you can't. We don't serve ducks here." And the duck's a...

I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed

I desperately need to see kelp

What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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