Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not...

I guess i have really bad Depp perception

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?

Because he didn't have Heard immunity

With the news about Johnny Depp and Aquaman 2, there's a sign the pandemic is almost over.

They've reached Heard immunity.

Why is Jonny Depp’s second wife no longer suing him?

In the last couple months he developed Heard Immunity

What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common?

They were all Winona Riders.

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What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?

"*Rock Beats Scissors*"

Johnny Depp was talking to a friend one day. He explained he was experiencing some minor hearing loss but didn’t want people to know about it. But since yesterday the tabloids began reporting his secret issue, much to his distaste. His friend asked how the secret could’ve possibly gotten out.

Johnny Depp replied: “Rumor has it, Amber Heard.”

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According to Johnny Depp's interview with David Letterman, he doesnt watch his own movies

lucky bastard...

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

∫π’s of the Carribean.

Part Spider, part Scorpion creature found in Amber

Johnny Depp is glad that he isn't that creature.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!

A police officer walks into an interrogation room.

"It's over, buddy," he says smugly, throwing down a stack of papers. "We've got you on a double homicide."

"Double?! What are you talking about?" the perp across from him stutters.

"Don't even try to act innocent. We've got video proof. You gunned down two women! Cher and Johnny Depp'...

What’s black and white and hated all over?

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie

So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.

I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.

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A man and woman get married

The next day they're talking to the neighbor. "So, who'd you put on your list?" The neighbor asked. Confused, the wife says "what list?" "Oh you know, the list of who you can still have sex with if ever given the opportunity, mine consists of Raquel Welch and Marilyn Monroe." Intrigued, the wife...

So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris...

And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"

So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"

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