Scooby Doo Jokes

Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

that if you smoke enough pot, your dog will talk and help you get snacks.

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn’t seem to like people who wear masks

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

Because he’s a Great Dane

He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

He told me he was romophobic.

Trap Music.

A Scoobaru

Says, “He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.”

Abu Dhabi Doooooo!


Disclaimer (lol):
I just made that up in my head for some reason, but probably because Abu Dhabi kinda Rhymes with scooby Dooby and then just added doo.
Must already be a thought of joke tho.

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
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Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as... read more

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

He ran on splitting up gangs.

RuH-ROH.