Scooby Doo Jokes - 27 Hilarious Scooby Doo Jokes

I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you.

Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

Scooby Doo taught me....

that if you smoke enough pot, your dog will talk and help you get snacks.

Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn’t seem to like people who wear masks

"Ramen."

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he’s a Great Dane

Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo

He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

Scooby Doo hates Roma Tomatoes.

He told me he was romophobic.

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I’m trying to introduce my wife to my Scooby Doo sex fantasy.

I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden.

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

Scooby Doo villain apprehended in Colombian Capital

Says, “He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.”

What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?

A Scoobaru

Where does scooby doo like to go on holiday?

Abu Dhabi Doooooo!

Disclaimer (lol):
I just made that up in my head for some reason, but probably because Abu Dhabi kinda Rhymes with scooby Dooby and then just added doo.
Must already be a thought of joke tho.

Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show

"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."

"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
...

Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment....

Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

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Scooby

Shaggy always let's scooby doo roll all their joints because shaggys joints dont always turn out good but scoobies Doobies do.

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..

RuH-ROH.

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SHAGGY: What did the vet say you have?

SCOOBY DOO: Rabies.

SHAGGY: Zoinks. I didn’t even know you could get pregnant.

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So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn

"RHINO!"

Yes Scooby Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

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A whale walks into a bar...

The bartender immediately stops the whale as he enters. Holding both hands up, the bartender begins shouting,

"Woah, woah there, whale! What are you doing here?! This is a bar! This is no place for whales!"

The bartender notices this upright whale is wearing a top hat and carrying a S...

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