My nickname in school was Scarface...

...because I was so damn good at knitting.

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Watched the film "Scarface" last night.

Quite a misleading title, I mean the bloke knew fuck all about scarfs

Just watched the uncut version of Scarface.

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A saw an old man in the park shouting "Come here, Tony Montana! Come here!"...

When a dog came running I had to go up and ask him if he really named his dog Tony Montana?

- Yes, I named him that since all he does is quote the movie Scarface.

I got a confused look on my face and asked if he was serious?

- Hey, I'll prove it to you!

He turned to his...

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