Doo Jokes - 42 Hilarious Doo Jokes

I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo.

She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

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What do Hamlet and Scooby-Doo have in common?

They're both great Danes.

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I’m trying to introduce my wife to my Scooby Doo sex fantasy.

I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden.

What’s a sea doo?

It waves.

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A woman answered her front doo

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging...

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Scooby Doo villain apprehended in Colombian Capital

Says, “He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.”

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Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he’s a Great Dane

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Prince Andrew is to star as the villain in a new episode of Scooby Doo

He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t have been meddling with those kids

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Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

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Quack a doodle doo

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anyt...

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My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you.

Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

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Scooby Doo taught me....

that if you smoke enough pot, your dog will talk and help you get snacks.

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Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn’t seem to like people who wear masks

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Scooby Doo hates Roma Tomatoes.

He told me he was romophobic.

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One from my nephew: Whats Scooby-Doo's favorite piece of clothing?

A SCARF!

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The Voo Doo Dick Joke!!! (NSFW)

I think maybe alot of people have heard this, but i did a search on jokes and didn't see it, so for those who haven't, enjoy.

EDIT: K, before anyone says anything, i googled this and found that user sean7755 actually posted his own version of this first, so no offense to him, and i'll leave ...

What’s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

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Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.

**Every** Scooby-Doo **episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.**

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Voo-Doo Dick

A man about to go on an extended business trip decided to buy his wife a couple of toys as a surprise. He came home the night before his flight out with a sex toy called Voo-Doo Dick.

"Voo-Doo Dick?" his wife asked. "What is that?"

"You'll see," he smirked. "Just have fun. It's special...

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

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Scooby Doo doesn't normally like rocks...

But he's a big fan of Velma's Rubies.

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What kind of car does Scooby-Doo drive?

A Subie-rubie-ru!

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Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

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Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment....

Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

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"Ramen."

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

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What did Pablo Escobar say to Scooby-Doo and the gang when they finally caught him?

I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids.

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DeeDee and DooDaa

DeeDee and DooDaa were best friends who loved to fish. One day while they were fishing, DooDaa fell in the lake and drowned. Frantic, DeeDee ran to the sheriff's office. He tried to explain what happened but DeeDee stuttered really badly.

Finally the sheriff says "just show me deedee." They ...

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I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song in 1969, then joined Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

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So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol..

RuH-ROH.

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I was hiking in the woods with the famed scatologist, Diedre Oppings,

when we came across a brown mass.

"Bear?", I asked.

"No, clearly canine," she replied. She poked at it with a stick. "I think, a cocker spaniel mix, with..." She took a deep sniff. "Ah yes, poodle."

"You mean...?"

"Yes," she replied. "It's cocker poodle doo."

What does a patriotic rooster say?

Yankee Doodle Doo!

My little cousin thought of this one

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What do you call a female chicken that goes "cock-a-doodle-doo"?

A lesbi-hen

Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s

He ran on splitting up gangs.

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Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

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What do you call a great dane who hunts ghosts underwater?

Scuba Doo

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Did you hear about the rooster that draws pictures of poop?

The cock will doodle doo.

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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

What happens when you run out of manure on a farm?

You have to make doo.

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If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

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Why was baby shark not allowed to be an altar boy?

Because its mouth has too many teeth to doo doo doo.

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I went into the bathroom, but there was no toilet paper. Fortunately, I saw a stack of napkins and thought to myself...

I'll have to make doo with these.

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It's my cake day, so here's a classic!

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a sex shop and...

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