I've been seeing a light bulb sales girl lately...
Her name is Ellie Dee
She really lights up my life
The sand pit
Dylan was playing in the sand pit with Ellie. He comes back from recess and speaks to his teacher.
She asks him "What did you do in recess today?" "I played in the sandbox with Ellie" he says.
"That's great! If you can write the word "sand" on the board, I'll give you a cookie."<...
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Appalachian couple get married
Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door. The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" Th...