Chem Jokes - 15 Hilarious Chem Jokes

I asked my chem teacher wether he knew the formula for nitrous oxide

Unfortunately he said no

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for the people complaining about how i messed up the formula name, its a joke, it doesnt matter

I told a chem joke today...

There was no reaction.

A joke from my Chem professor today

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

A joke my chem teacher told my class which his 6 year old son came up with

What do only T-Rexes have?
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T-Rex babies

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My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck...

I was about to make a Sodium pun but

Na

My chemistry teacher keeps talking about this guy "Kelvin" like he's soooo cool,

but in my opinion he is absolutely 0K.

Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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4 Friends missed their final for Chemistry because they partied too hard.

Four friends in college taking chem were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and...

Two chemists walk into a bar

The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."

The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

I didn’t study for chemistry

My chem teacher once asked me what S was on the periodic table, and I didn’t know so I said “the element of Surprise,” apparently he was surprised with my answer.

Why are compounds so cheap?

Because they are free of charge.

Thought of this one while in chem class

Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?

His mouth was 4 molar

Post your favorite nerd chem jokes!

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I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon.

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A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia

I learned this joke from my chem teacher:

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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