Fi Jokes

They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Edit: Alright I've got it lol, TIL churches have wi-fi

Edit 2: ok guys really I get it, churches have wif-fi, no need for every redditor to tell me, 200 is enough

Edit 3: I'm beginning to realise these edit... read more

They don't wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Leonardo DiCaprio: [spits it out]

So when someone asks, tell them it's 12345678

Both are unstable.

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" -George S. Patton

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -George R. R. Martin

**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first

**Me:** Okay, I’ll have a coke.

**Bartender:** Is Pepsi okay?

**Me:** Sure, how much is that?

**Bartender:** $3.

**Me:** There you go. So what’s the WiFi password?

**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first. No ... read more

I think the best I've come across are;

1. Drop it like it's hotspot

2. The Promised LAN

3. Wu Tang LAN

4. Chance the Router

5. Winternet is coming

6. A LAN time ago

7. I believe Wi can Fi

8. Vladamir Routin

9. That's what she SSID
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If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

Men are like Bluetooth: he's connected when you're nearby, but searches for other devices while you're away..

Women are like WiFi: she can see all available networks, but will only connect to the strongest one.

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works!

I'd say it's Doctor Whom.

^*Edit: ^As ^a ^few ^have ^astutely ^pointed ^out, ^the ^character's ^name ^is ^just ^"The ^Doctor"; ^I ^should ^have ^said ^"the ^greatest ^sci ^fi ^show ^is ^Doctor ^Who" ^instead ^of ^"greatest ^hero ^in ^sci ^fi". ^Thankfully ^the ^dumb ^joke ^still ^works ^in ^t... read more

Any capitals?

Yeah, three.

The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first"
So the man buys a Coke.
"Ok now what's the WiFi password?"
The bar tender replies "you have to buy a drink first, all lower case, no spaces"

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: “You need to buy a drink first.”

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, “what’s the WiFi password?”

The bartender answers: “Y... read more

A guy driving a Kia pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce...

The driver of the Kia rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got Wi-Fi in your Rolls? I’ve got Wi-Fi in my Kia!"

The driver of the Rolls looks over and says s... read more

Our first single is called “If I had a HiFi.”

There was an unexpected log in...

If I Had A Hi-Fi

An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.

When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your WiFi?".

The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."

Interniet

The CEO walks in on the 134th floor and quickly asked: “Does anyone have the Wi-Fi password?”

One of the employees say “Yes.”

Then the CEO then says, “Never mind, I’ve just connected to a plane’s wi-fi.”

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

... Or so I thought until she explained what wireless means.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a
confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few
months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to
your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t l... read more

"Sure," he said, "she's upstairs and the password is 'new_shoes'."

Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are
moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:

"One Marine is better than 10 Isis fighters".

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best
men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues
for... read more

The mate-rix

Tsar Wars.

R2D: 2 and C3P: Nill

Elon : Tom

Aye, Robot

love her.

To get the latest Java updates

Fee-fi-phobia.

whenever I click 'Show Password' nothing shows up.

He uses æthernet

The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...

To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.

...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.

Could be; I haven’t seen stranger things

No Connection.

As soon as George had left to do an errand, I tried to log onto his Wi-Fi. But every time I typed S123, it wouldn't work. After two hours of failure, George came back.

I told him, "I used the password you told me to use, but it never worked! can you log onto the Wi-Fi for me?" George typed th... read more

Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

Hello miss flight attendant, the elderly man said

I am sorry to bother you, but the internet is dead

Sir, don't you worry, the internet's not slain

You have to understand, there's no WiFi on a plane

'Yes 'mam, I know my stuff, he angrily yelled aloud

Being high up ... read more

123pho5

Waiter : "Smile first."

Me : *smile*

Waiter : "......Smile first. No space."





**I found this on Twitter but the original joke isn't in English.

Ken he log in?

You have to router

...but my interest in time travel ended before it really began.

Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb... read more

so I could forget her.

They have Cth-Hulu

They're taking all their LAN!

...be a LAN down under?

In your office.

PRODUCER: You mean a choir?

"Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"

My wife said it's a waste of money, but I think it's a sound investment.

but I just wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas for tomorrow!

Czar Wars

Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.

1Forest1

Emperor Ping

“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.

Areola 51

What is bread's favourite music?


Lo-fi

It's great at tanking during pivotal moments.

Star Wars: When Hairy Met Solo

Alien versus Redditor.

InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR

I skip to the end and think, "that'll never happen"

Epstien didn't kill himself.

So I quickly downed 2 shots and again asked for the password. He said "twodrinkminimum: all one word"

... too bad they only produce oxygen.

Router Limits!

The time machine alone set me back 15 years.

They just .wav

…” I asked the chicken as we both stood on the sidewalk. It suddenly and without comment walked across the road.

“Hey,” I called after the chicken, “why’d you do that?!”

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

block quote
"I am so sorry Bob. I'm riddled with guilt and I have to confess.”

I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I hope yo... read more

Priest :"I'm very sorry for your loss. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Widower: "Can you give me the WiFi password for this place?"

Priest: "You realise we're about to bury your wife?"

Widower: "is that all lower case?"

So the guy at the appliance store sold me those units that have Wi-Fi. I’ve bern walking around with damp underwear for two weeks because I can’t remember my password.

(Credit: Jay Leno)

Fe Fi Fo-bia

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What’s the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molso... read more

Guy says to the bartender “hey, can I get the WiFi password?” Bartender says “you have to buy a drink first”. Guy grunts and says “fine, let me get a jack and coke”. Bartender comes over and gives the man his drink. Guys say “now can I have the WiFi password?” Bartender nods and say “you have to b... read more

She's really sure of herself. She's calling the podcast "De-Fi Nitely".

They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi

A man enters a pub and sits down next to a woman. He orders himself a glass of champagne and the woman next to him responds: "How about that, I ordered a glass of champagne too." "What a coincidence," the man replies, "for me it's a special day and I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for... read more