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Poli Jokes

If Poly means many then...

Politics means Many Bloodsucking Insects

If poli=many and tics are small bloodsucking animals

The world makes so much sense

A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..."

"Well, yes, is that a problem?"

"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for p...

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What are Politics?

A young boy asks his father what politics are at the dinner table. His father responds with, "Well look at it this way son, I'm the president since I run the household. Your mother is the government since she pays the bills, the nanny is the working class since she works for me, and you and your lit...

Life...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there w...

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Explaining politics to a kid

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.

We are here to take care of ...

Explaining Words



Poli.....Latin for "many"

Tics....blood sucking insects



Politics

What is the definition of politics?

Poly meaning many.

And ticks meaning blood sucking parasites.

What's the definition of a politician?

A person whose skin is so thick they can stand upright even without a spine

I always thought the origin of the word "politics" was a strangely accurate description of itself.

"Poli-" meaning "many",

"-tics" meaning "bloodsucking parasites."

What kind of parasite do Senators have?

Poli-ticks.

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.

1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.

What is the etymology of the word "politics"?

*Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning "Many".

And *Ticks*, from English, meaning "little bloodsucking creatures."

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What does one say when he is imprisoned by an ancient Greek government?

Fuck the polis.

Knock knock

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Athens.
-Oh no, it's the polis!

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."

credit - Taylor Mason

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