I forgot to put the reference in italics on my essay.
so i got markdown
A friend was complaining about Italians. “Damn those Italians and their slanted eyes!”, he said.
I replied, “I think you mean *italics*.
Why is a genie's lower half transparent?
So you don't see their Djinn-itals.
Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it's Italic.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The cost of a little extra.
For this joke, everything in italics is in a high pitched voice.
There was this guy who had a huge dick, and all the girls loved him. But there was only one problem. He spoke in a high pitched voice. So he goes to the doctor and tells him.
*Hey doc, how can I get my voice to sound norm...
I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes...
...no, wait, *italics*.
What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?
Hummuscide...
*italics* gentleman bows
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