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My friends get annoyed when I post in italics.

*I guess it's a bit too right-leaning for them*

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

I forgot to put the reference in italics on my essay.

so i got markdown

A friend was complaining about Italians. “Damn those Italians and their slanted eyes!”, he said.

I replied, “I think you mean *italics*.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it's Italic.

We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Is Leaning.

The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.

Why is a genie's lower half transparent?

So you don't see their Djinn-itals.

I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes...

...no, wait, *italics*.

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