I forgot to put the reference in italics on my essay.

so i got markdown

A friend was complaining about Italians. “Damn those Italians and their slanted eyes!”, he said.

I replied, “I think you mean *italics*.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it's Italic.

Why is a genie's lower half transparent?

So you don't see their Djinn-itals.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The cost of a little extra.

For this joke, everything in italics is in a high pitched voice.

There was this guy who had a huge dick, and all the girls loved him. But there was only one problem. He spoke in a high pitched voice. So he goes to the doctor and tells him.

*Hey doc, how can I get my voice to sound norm...

I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes...

...no, wait, *italics*.

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