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Hubble Jokes

Your mama's so fat

Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...

... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.

What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?

HUBBLE HUBBLE!

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience.

These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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