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Hubble Jokes

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What’s the best way to see aliens having sex?

Go on Porn Hubble

Your mama's so fat

Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.

What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?

HUBBLE HUBBLE!

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...

... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.

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