The New York Times recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.
Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.
Your mama's so fat
Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.
Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...
... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.
What kind of gum do astronauts chew?
What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?