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Whatโ€™s the best way to see aliens having sex?

Go on Porn Hubble

Your mama's so fat

Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.
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What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?

HUBBLE HUBBLE!
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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble
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Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...

... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.
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