Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...
... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.
What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope?
HUBBLE HUBBLE!
Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience.
These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
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