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Hentai Jokes

What the difference between anime and hentai?

The camera angle.

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My mom caught me watching hentai.

My mom caught me watching hentai.

Mom: Watch something good, not this degenerate shit!

Me: Like what?

Mom: Like something your role model watches. Who is your role model?

Me: Samuel L Jackson.

Mom: Motherfucker!...

How long does a man have to tickle a woman before it becomes hentai?

Long enough for ten tickles.

What is the hentai chemist's favorite element?

Manganese...



I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between my hentai-driven auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish and an artichoke?

Nothing. One's an art I choke to, and the other's an artichoke, too.

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I often wonder what hentai writers go through. They create characters who get fucked for about 20 minutes before they get scrapped.

Must get harder every time.

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What's the difference between a perverse sexual desire and hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi?

One's hentai

The other's ten hi

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What is Samuel L. Jackson’s favorite type of porn?

Mother fucking.

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Semi bilingual joke

Japanese animated pornography made in California is hot... Because it's Cali hentai (caliente)

I will admit that I was confused and a little troubled when that they changed the name for "Anime"...

But I must say that dispite the name change "Hentai" sure does get the job done.

What’s a rooster’s favorite kind of anime?

Hentai

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A Japanese transfer student named Kiyosuke wanted to lose his virginity before graduation

He transferred as a senior student, and high school graduation was near.

Because of his Asian physique, all the girls from school don't find him particularly attractive. Two months ago, one of his classmates, Sarah, found out that he is very fond of anime; so she spread malicious rumors about...

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A guy has been watching porn 2-3 times a day for a month

You could say he's hentai-social.

What did the hen wear to the office?

A hentai

I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.

But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.

What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie?

Hentai.

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What do you call chicken porn?

Hentai.

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