Poor grammar and the Coronavirus both made me..

[sic]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a leaky boat?

cuatro sinko[sic]

Why was the textual scholar absent from work?

He woz [sic].

Why couldn't the misspelled quotation come to the party?

Because it was [sic]

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(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate their tits a lot.

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A [sic] joke

The thief was cracking the safe...

in a warehouse. Suddenly, a parrot in the rafters squawked "Hey! What'cha doin' down there?"
The thief waited a bit, but nothing else happened, so he went back to work on the safe. Occasionally, the parrot would repeat his question.
After 15 minutes or so, he feels hot air on his ea...

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