Misquotes

make me [sic]

Poor grammar and the Coronavirus both made me..

[sic]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a leaky boat?

cuatro sinko[sic]

I hate people who quote misspelled text

They make me (sic).

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(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate their tits a lot.

Why was the textual scholar absent from work?

He woz [sic].

Why couldn't the misspelled quotation come to the party?

Because it was [sic]

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A [sic] joke

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister...

My parents and I walk in to the house and see my sister sitting on the table next to an open jar of pickles.

Her legs are open as if stirrups were holding them up, pickle affixed in the unholiest of holies.

Stunned, we tried to play it off with some small talk.

Sister silent, I ...

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