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A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara [NSFW]

A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day, the camel dies with little warning. As they dust themselves off, the nun and priest appraise their situation. After a long silence, the priest states:
'Well, sister, this looks to be pretty serious.'
'I know, father. As a...

Two Irishmen are doing an MOT

Two Irish men were doing an MOT on a cars indicators. Paddy and mick were like it’s werkin, it’s not werkin, it’s werkin, it’s not werkin

So this girl asked for my phone number this morning, but I really wasn't into her, so I made one up.

Jokes on me though, now I don't know if my car passed the MOT or not.

I went into my local news agent and put some chocolate down on the counter looking up at the man at the till

He was on his phone mot paying any attention so I spoke up and asked "Excuse me can i have a kit kat chunky"

The man at the till scanned the item and through it back

"That'll be 80p. Theres no need to be so rude in the future"

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