Two Irish men were doing an MOT on a cars indicators. Paddy and mick were like it’s werkin, it’s not werkin, it’s werkin, it’s not werkin
So this girl asked for my phone number this morning, but I really wasn't into her, so I made one up.
Jokes on me though, now I don't know if my car passed the MOT or not.
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A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara [NSFW]
A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day, the camel dies with little warning. As they dust themselves off, the nun and priest appraise their situation. After a long silence, the priest states: 'Well, sister, this looks to be pretty serious.' 'I know, father. As a...